Contest 2 - Shitty Bosses

Ok, here's contest number two. I have some good stories regarding my newest boss. So, in the spirit of giving and whatnot (I'm such a giver) I offer the following contest:

If you send me a good boss story, I'll post it (without identifying characteristics) AND, wait for it:

I'll answer any questions you may have on how to deal with an unruly and uppity boss.

Yup, you could not only get your e-mail published, but get your problem solved.

Is there any better contest in the world?

I think not.

E-mail's on the left hand side, under the links. I mention this because one of my retarded friends said 'hey, you didn't include your e-mail in your last contest.'

Yeah, that's the type of friends I have.

Contest

I'm in the process of writing my last Will and Testament. So I decided that I would have a contest. The rules are simple. E-mail me as to why you think you should be in my Will, which I assure you is an honor of the highest magnitude. If I like your reasoning, I might, maybe, leave you something when I shuffle off this mortal coil.

Oh, don't ask for money. Well, you can ask, but I doubt highly you'll like what I leave you.

So hit me up, I'll accept submissions through Sunday. The Will goes up on Monday, April 19.